- I did not completely blow off Madison's gymnastics because I was um too tired (hung over) from a wedding I went to the night before. Nope not me.
- I would never feed formula to Stella just 'cause I was craving a Red Bull after said wedding. Definitely not.
- Smelling my armpits and scrubbing them with a little soap and water instead of a full shower 'cause there just wasn't enough time is definitely something I would NEVER do! (should have Not hit my feet up too. P.U.)
- I would never, ever, ever fake a headache and go to bed leaving the hubs with the kids just so I could have some well deserved quiet time. That would not be a very motherly thing to do!
- I would never see a person in a restaurant that I wanted to avoid and then walk completely out of my way to avoid that person. That is just plain rude!
- I would also never leave the baby sound asleep in her car seat (it is in the house) instead of putting her to bed so I could blog before she wakes up!
If I were to ever do any of these things someone way think I was a little crazy or just the mom of two little kids!
7 comments:
Oh I've totally done the walk in a different direction to avoid someone
lol- I am loving these not me post..
You totally sound like me! I love those "Not Me's"
Found you at MckMama's and wanted to drop in and say Hello.
Isn't that the reason they invented those portable carseats...so we don't wake the baby?
so funny!!
I have done the half ass shower many a times.
You are cracking me up with the arm pit thing! So funny...and our carseats were never used for naptime either..lol!
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