Monday, September 29, 2008

Not Me! Monday

A couple of months ago I noticed a button on Lori's blog to "Pray for baby Stellan". I of course clicked on it was sent to a great blog called My Charming Kids. I immediately became completely wrapped up in the lives of "Big Mac", "McNugget" and "Small Fry". Well McMamma has recently begun something called "Not me! Mondays" and I just had to join in! Thanks so much for the great idea! Here it goes....

  • I did not completely blow off Madison's gymnastics because I was um too tired (hung over) from a wedding I went to the night before. Nope not me.
  • I would never feed formula to Stella just 'cause I was craving a Red Bull after said wedding. Definitely not.
  • Smelling my armpits and scrubbing them with a little soap and water instead of a full shower 'cause there just wasn't enough time is definitely something I would NEVER do! (should have Not hit my feet up too. P.U.)
  • I would never, ever, ever fake a headache and go to bed leaving the hubs with the kids just so I could have some well deserved quiet time. That would not be a very motherly thing to do!
  • I would never see a person in a restaurant that I wanted to avoid and then walk completely out of my way to avoid that person. That is just plain rude!
  • I would also never leave the baby sound asleep in her car seat (it is in the house) instead of putting her to bed so I could blog before she wakes up!

If I were to ever do any of these things someone way think I was a little crazy or just the mom of two little kids!

7 comments:

Lori said...

Oh I've totally done the walk in a different direction to avoid someone

Anonymous said...

lol- I am loving these not me post..

Shanan Strange said...

You totally sound like me! I love those "Not Me's"

Found you at MckMama's and wanted to drop in and say Hello.

elizabeth embracing life said...

Isn't that the reason they invented those portable carseats...so we don't wake the baby?

Dana said...

so funny!!

Danielle said...

I have done the half ass shower many a times.

Jennifer said...

You are cracking me up with the arm pit thing! So funny...and our carseats were never used for naptime either..lol!